Dead Men Laugh Crown of Thorns Hoodie — No Pulse. No Fear.

$64.99 CAD — ready to order. Pick your size and add to cart. Printed after you buy.

Bonus: every order gets the Alive Somehow printable pack free — we’ll email your download code after purchase.

Wear the song. Made for the Dead Men Laugh single — “Not dead yet — still laughing at the fall.” 🎧 Listen on Apple Music.

Front: DEAD MEN LAUGH / NO PULSE. NO FEAR. — small chest type.

Back: laughing skull under a crown of thorns and a melting halo — tattoo-flash print that reads from across the room.

Heavyweight cotton blend hoodie built to outlast the week. Black or black camo. Wear it like you’ve been through hell and came out still standing.

Looking for the quieter everyday piece? Shop the Core Hoodie.

Product Details

• Fabric: Heavyweight cotton blend
• Print: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) — chest type front, full back art
• Fit: Unisex, true to size
• Colors: Black, Black Camo
• Sizes: XS–5XL
• Print-on-demand — made after you order; typical production 2–5 business days, then tracking when it ships

Care

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low
• Do not bleach
• Iron on low heat, avoid print

Sizing

Unisex — true to size. Between sizes or want oversized? Size up. Please check your size before ordering: all sales are final.

Made to Order & Final Sale

Printed just for you after you order — nothing sitting in a warehouse.

All sales final — no returns for size, preference, or change of mind. If it arrives damaged, misprinted, defective, or wrong, contact us within 14 days of delivery with a clear photo and we’ll make it right. See Shipping & Returns.

Add it to cart — $64.99 CAD.